6.5 Frames Per Second

What do I mean by that?

Bridges of Madison County played on TV on the west coast of BC tonight. This means for the next few days to a week, old leathery faced photographers like myself will seem slightly more attractive. Late thirty and forty something women are most effected by this phenomenon. I expect the warm weather will further lower their defences so I’m going to get out and make myself visible.

Chances improve with slowing your speech to half speed and not smiling a lot. If you own a blue vintage pickup you’re visibility rises exponentially. I urge you not to abuse this window of opportunity because they might catch on if we all start rushing them at the same time.

Good luck.