6.5 Frames Per Second

Milo Cernitig wrote in the Vancouver Sun that letting the East End’s poorest citizens off the hook for thousands of dollars in fines was a bad idea and did nothing to further good citizenship. Damn straight! I’m drawing up a plan for the Vancouver police department right now that should net them another few grand in bad behaviour revenue. Kerrisdale and Oakridge is the main area of focus. You know who I mean, those blue haired punks who start walking on the signal and by the time they’re across the road the drivers in the opposing lane are already at home. They sit around all day taking their expensive medications bought with our dime eating Werthers candy and talking about the good old days before penicillin. Jaywalking, holding up traffic, bashing into people with their souped up electric scooters. Never mind they have no money, it’s no excuse for jaywalking or trailing urine behind them when their Depends are full.

And remember those walking sticks can be converted to a deadly weapon with a simple change in grip, tasers at the ready boys!

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